Life is good in Ape City but despite many years of prosperity the old guard are grumpier than ever. It’s like they’re constantly seeing monsters under their beds. Monsters that don’t exist.
Why is everyone in the old guard so serious?
Me on the other hand, I belong to the new generation of female Apes. A generation that refuses to be held down and restricted by tales of hardship before our time.
We’re a bunch of apes who have all decided to be cheerful and never let surrounding negativity affect us. I have tons of happy friends wherever I go and they love my silly jokes, memes and funny GIFs.
When apes are sad they know they can always come visit me and after a minutes of jokes, fun facts, and encouragement it’s all smiles again.
I even make Eugene laugh whenever we meet. He has a different side to him compared to that rude and obnoxious alter ego he shows in public. I’ve told him many times to just lighten up and put Kong Junior to rest.
One day he will listen. One day he will know.
